gra-tu-i-tous |grəˈt(y)oōitəs|
{ORIGIN mid 17th cent.: from Latin gratuitus ‘given freely,spontaneous’}
1. uncalled for; lacking good reason; unwarranted : gratuitous violence.2. given or done free of charge : gratuitous advice.
vi-o-let |ˈvī(ə)lət|{ORIGIN Middle English : from Old French violette} adjective:
1. a bluish-purple color seen at the end of the spectrum opposite red.
2. a herbaceous plant of temperate regions, typically having purple, blue,or white five-petaled flowers, one of which forms a landing pad for pollinating insects. Genus Viola, family Violaceae.
3. ME.

Sunday, June 5, 2011

come the fuck on, idiots

so- when i open my web browser to my email carrier, these fucking news stories pop up, i'm sure you know what i mean.

and i usually don't click on to read, but some dickweed died planking and fell to his death the other day.
what the fuck is planking, i thought.

so i looked it up.

fucking idiots, all:

wet idiot

jesus titty-fucking-christ, i have so much to not say- i'm almost speechless.

bridge under troubled idiot

umm, isn't this like playing yoga-possum?

zoo idiot

or being really drunk?

future idiot

or rigor-mortis?

flammable idiot

or who thought this was a great idea, and 

famous idiot

did they actually think anyone else would care enough to be impressed?

landscaped idiot

i want to push them all off tall buildings.

classic idiot 

watch out below!

proud mary idiot 

and meanwhile- people are dying all over the planet for fucked-up real shit, and angelina can't adopt them all.

(bonus pic)


  1. Yup Idiots - there was a facebook page devoted this just for my town, they called it 'the portsmouth laying down game', then had this night in a club that was supposed to set some kind of record.

    If I'm out and I feel the need to lie down I just think it's time I was home and in my bed.

    How can someone die doing it ? Isn't that just dying in your sleep ?
    As you said - idiots.

  2. I've seen pictures of my 'friends' on facebook doing this crap. Although I also feel slightly speechless, the few words that do come to mind are: pointless, retards, embarrassing... and not many more actually :/


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