gra-tu-i-tous |grəˈt(y)oōitəs|
{ORIGIN mid 17th cent.: from Latin gratuitus ‘given freely,spontaneous’}
adjective:
1. uncalled for; lacking good reason; unwarranted : gratuitous violence.2. given or done free of charge : gratuitous advice.
vi-o-let |ˈvī(ə)lət|{ORIGIN Middle English : from Old French violette} adjective:
1. a bluish-purple color seen at the end of the spectrum opposite red.
noun:
2. a herbaceous plant of temperate regions, typically having purple, blue,or white five-petaled flowers, one of which forms a landing pad for pollinating insects. • Genus Viola, family Violaceae.
3. ME.

Friday, May 6, 2011

social networking

once upon a time social networking involved people.
not computers only.
people.
talking to each other.


not socially retarded scaredy-cats pretending they are popular mc's and big-shots.

congratulations jerkoff, you can type... or at least eek out a letter or two in a row!
tippy-tap motherfuckers.
so, if one more person looks hurt and upset when i say "i do not have a facebook account!" i will sucker-punch them in the jugular.


for real.

and to the simpletons who say to me "but people can find you and re-connect with you... blah blah blah." i tell them that if anyone who gives a flying fuck about finding me- they can google my name and find me on the web. i do things. i am reachable. not in hiding.
and if i really wanted to find someone, or reconnect with my 3rd grade classmate, i would find a way.


i like meeting people online in certain circles, but i'm not into the latest "it" bullshit. yawn.

fuck you sheeple, and


SIT ON MY FACE-BOOK!!!
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5 comments:

  1. RafaMay 6, 2011 at 6:25 PM

    Facebook has made it socially acceptable to "poke" people. WTF is that? If someone pokes me in real life, I'm probably gonna get pissed (depending on who it is and how). But for some random douche bag that I may have marginally interacted with years ago to think that we're friends. NOT COOL!!

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  2. VioletMay 6, 2011 at 8:30 PM

    i like to poke my boyfriend...
    but i draw the line there.
    maybe i'd like to poke someone in the eye, like some jerk-off, or the lady upstairs who has ocd loudly @ 3am...

    toke not poke!

    let's start a trend.

    roll em if ya got em!

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  3. -E-May 7, 2011 at 7:26 PM

    here, here!

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  4. dirtycowgirlMay 8, 2011 at 9:19 AM

    Hey Violet - Saw your msg and came to check you out :)

    I like facebook - but my aim is to offend and get deleted. My record so far is 3 gingers in the space of half a day, and facebook has removed my profile 4 times....so far.

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  5. VioletMay 8, 2011 at 9:27 AM

    cowgirl-
    gingers?
    read-haired people?
    call me confused...
    i do like that people get all touchy and emo and offended so easily by your words though. good job.

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