gra-tu-i-tous |grəˈt(y)oōitəs|
{ORIGIN mid 17th cent.: from Latin gratuitus ‘given freely,spontaneous’}
1. uncalled for; lacking good reason; unwarranted : gratuitous violence.2. given or done free of charge : gratuitous advice.
vi-o-let |ˈvī(ə)lət|{ORIGIN Middle English : from Old French violette} adjective:
1. a bluish-purple color seen at the end of the spectrum opposite red.
2. a herbaceous plant of temperate regions, typically having purple, blue,or white five-petaled flowers, one of which forms a landing pad for pollinating insects. Genus Viola, family Violaceae.
3. ME.

Tuesday, May 31, 2011

hot fun in the summertime

i bought some tasty smelling hawaiian tropic spf 4 fryolator oil last night... 
and i plan to use it this summer. 

but i will not be wearing anything like this when i do:
1970's bush built in? 
absolute Klass!

or this- for obvious reasons:
at least she's laughing too.

this gets the award for WHAT THE FUCKING FUCK?!?!?:
obviously, she had no mirror or any feeling in her puffy skin.
that and a shopping frienemy.

and if i were male, i would say PASS to this gem:

all jokes aside, i am looking forward to the sun, and swimming. 
i barely enjoyed them last summer. 
i need my vitamin D, and the exercise is my favorite!


  1. I feel sick.

    But clearly you're feeling a bit better.
    So that's good.

    I love the sun - ever been to Turkey ? Fucking lush there, 38/40c in July. I think there's definately something about the winter and lack of sun that brings on depression.
    This year I'll be spending christmas in Goa - for a month - woop woop.

  2. I don't know..thay all seemed pretty comfy!

  3. dc- turkey? not yet, but i have been practicing by eating turkish food since i was a wee tot.
    goa?!? i just looked it up. soo gorgeous... you must be stoked!

    r- comfy if you simply like getting way up the butt. i wonder if the orange jobber is a thong version. i'd bet cash money it is. extra comfy. the banana hammock- for her. double klasssss

  4. That last one makes my balls hurt just looking at it.

  5. s- SOOOOO hot.
    t- my [pseudo] balls hurt too... bad. what was grandpa thinking?


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