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to honor what we usa-ites call independence day- i wanted to share with you my own thoughts little brain farts @ this day. 

i will do so using the talents and creative geniuses of others though. 

recycling, if you will. 

what can i say, i go green whenever i can!

simply put: "team america: world police" is amazing amazing stuff- the entire thing, start to end. 

if you haven't seen it, you must have been living under a rock or in north korea with the cutest dictator ever... so, i suggest that you go now and rent it buy it. 

america, fuck yeah!

aaawwwwwww. isn't he fucking adorable?

here's a great quote from the film "dazed and confused" from teacher Ms. Ginny Stroud: Okay guys, one more thing, this summer when you're being inundated with all this American bicentennial Fourth Of July brouhaha, don't forget what you're celebrating, and that's the fact that a bunch of slave-owning, aristocratic, white males didn't want to pay their taxes. 

i think many usa-ites are dazed and confused. i know that i can be.

we all have *"american" heroes, and some are super.

you're a wonder, wonder woman! 

and i know that the romanticism of our national anthem with it's fucking rockets red glare, and bombs bursting in air, combined with people's love to explode shit gives cred to this shit:

ooohhhh and ahhhh, etc.

but it smells like shit, is awful for the environment, 

and truth be told... gives me vietnam flashbacks.

so, i can only deal with them in small doses.

yeah yeah yeah, i know it's pretty.

shut up.

nothing is more american than apple pie, or so i hear. 

but for the love of god- eat it plain or with vanilla ice cream only! 

who puts cheese on their pie?

lunatics, that's who!

and it has to be made 100 % by scratch, or it's not worth eating.

i make the best apple pie on the planet. fact. 

*america is a continent, not a country. i think the fact that "we" call our country america makes "us" look stupid. couldn't the forefathers have come up with something better?

that and some a-hole who named his son JEB. fucking really... jeb? 

gawd bless amurikah.

 happy fourth, bitches!