it's upon us again, the gratuitousness you have grown to love so... it's the thank you blob-roll featuring idiocy from all over the globe,
and with us today, we have:
~ a young woman giving tips on fun stuff to do in the summer.
let's take a peek, shall we?
Help others by:
Dressing, speaking, and acting like Jesus!
fuck the beach, i'm donning a burlap sack [or just a tattered loincloth,] and a wicked awesome faux beard.
then maybe i can walk on water and shit.
or turn some agua into grapa. i'll be a hit at bbq's.
more than i already am, that is.
just like mama used to make
~ and another holy roller mother[fucker] who has history down pat with:
my brain may explode if i linger on the above statement for too long!oh jesus. oh kids. oh jesus. oh kids...
~ then there was the lazy blob with all the photos posted sideways. dumb, boring, out-of-focus photos.
wow, i really want to read on now! thanks, stupid.
maybe her dome is fashioned like this:
~ and yet another god-loving family blob about these people who are [sub]missionaries around the world, telling all the little brown heathens bullshit a'la fear-based, self-reighteous lies- to scare the shit out of them into submission, and this is one statement i especially enjoyed:
God is doing something amazing in Panama.
is it as amazing as what this guy did for panama?
i seriously doubt it.
assless chaps win. every time.
~ not surprised to hit another one of these unoriginal bores:
I love my Lord and Savior, Jesus Christ! He rocks my socks off!!
rocks her socks off?
dj lance rock from yo gabba gabba rocks my socks off!
i swear, i just clicked the next blob>> button and hit after fucking hit, everyone on blogger loves the shit out of jesus.
where are the perverted kinky blobs, or the nascar blobs?
~ a fatalistic pastor opens up about the apopolypse.
[that's when the end happens while we enjoy cherry ice pops.]
So, Saturday the 21st is the day the world comes to an end!
To be honest I cannot wait for that day. The Bible even says that we should pray for it.
and i retort with:
"we have to pray, just to make it today!" -mc hammer
~ some lady [of a family blob] only posts about what she eats every day. as in :
this morning, i had a cereal bar by x brand for breakfast, grapefruit slices for a late morning snack, fat free turkey on wheat toast with mustard, and 3 pickle chips with black coffee for lunch... complete snooze alert.
for the love of pete, can't she eat better/more interesting foods... she can't be trying to lose weight, she's an old frail-looking twig already.
please excuse the odd font formatting, i have no idea why it's all wonky, but it too, suffers from whitman's sampler-itis.