gra-tu-i-tous |grəˈt(y)oōitəs|
{ORIGIN mid 17th cent.: from Latin gratuitus ‘given freely,spontaneous’}
adjective:
1. uncalled for; lacking good reason; unwarranted : gratuitous violence.2. given or done free of charge : gratuitous advice.
vi-o-let |ˈvī(ə)lət|{ORIGIN Middle English : from Old French violette} adjective:
1. a bluish-purple color seen at the end of the spectrum opposite red.
noun:
2. a herbaceous plant of temperate regions, typically having purple, blue,or white five-petaled flowers, one of which forms a landing pad for pollinating insects. • Genus Viola, family Violaceae.
3. ME.

Monday, February 13, 2012

Beware Le Blob


Take 7 on this fucking stupid pointless blob. 
I feel like a fucking blob. 
The original Blob.

Running from The Blob is futile!

I am restless and sleepless and nervous and impatient and really fucking depressed and uncomfortable in too many ways and thirsty and numb and cranky and touchy and even more nervous and tearful and sad and lost and bloated and confused 
and am a wee bit of a mess. 

Whoomp, there it is.

I have no idea...
Looks gross.
I don't like.

I enjoy being cunning and sassy and sharing pointless witticisms with you, my dearest strange rangers, but I am drained and worn the fuck out. 
I have not much in my stores to share- my silly cupboards are bare. 

It's French, therefore smarter and much cooler-
than everyone.

Fourteen years have passed since I was in this particular predicament. 
I am in a space of space. 
Huh? 

Really explore the space.
Gene, is that you? 
I think I need more cowbell, baby!




In leu of More Cowbell, 
I need funny movie or book suggestions, links to stupid pics and videos, random Schadenfreude, hugs, bottles of wine, chocolate, cash, paintbrushes, and a clue.



Actually, a real cowbell would be great!
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10 comments:

  1. AnonymousFebruary 13, 2012 at 11:54 PM

    Come get your hugs right here. I may also have a bottle of wine somewhere.

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  2. Psycho Babbling BasherFebruary 14, 2012 at 3:40 AM

    Aww V, we all get into that space of nothing-ness and brilliance. Like probably twice a week.
    For awesome inspiration, I lift my spirits up with Bacardi 151 and a good dose of exceptionally useless garbage to hydrate. http://9gag.com/hot

    Carry on sister, you will find your way back!

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    1. VioletFebruary 14, 2012 at 9:01 AM

      I think tonight I shall seek out this elixir you make mention of- and thanks for the useless garbage link!

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  3. UnknownFebruary 14, 2012 at 8:05 AM

    Aww Violet, I feel your pain. Sending you a virtual hug ((hug)) and to the site of...well check it out for yourself. If it doesn't make you laugh, it will at least make you vomit. http://ohandonasidenote.blogspot.com

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  4. VioletFebruary 14, 2012 at 9:13 AM

    Dang Lily- that was the best blob site EVER!!

    Gunna "follow"

    ... uhhhuummmm...

    STALK it from now on!

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  5. flip mcflipersonFebruary 14, 2012 at 10:19 AM

    Douglas Adams, The Jerk, Monty Pythons Flying Circus..us us us, Dave Barry, Monty Python and the Holy Grail, Airplane, Office Space, Arrested Development, Spinal Tap, Best in Show, Anchorman, DeathRace 2000, Heathers, The Pink Panther movies (Peter Sellers), Murder by Death, Andy Richter Controls the Universe, Mike Birbiglia, Maria Bamford, Mitch Hedberg, Kathleen Madigan, Jim Gaffigan, Tosh.0, Dimitri Martin, Reno 911...
    These are some of the things that make me laugh. I like to laugh.

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    1. VioletFebruary 14, 2012 at 2:28 PM

      Thanks FLIP! Love Christopher Guest on any movie level... and am gunna check some other shit out as well!

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  6. dirtycowgirlFebruary 21, 2012 at 4:06 PM

    Gweenbrick.

    If he can't make you laugh nobody can.

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  7. VioletFebruary 21, 2012 at 11:20 PM

    i am a gweenlover now. thanks for corrupting me...

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