please watch this. i promise you will not regret it.
now, wasn't that informative?
when i saw this mess of a commercial on sunday, i shrieked in laughter quite heartily- and almost spewed my juice out through my nose.
what else could i do, but call up my gays and scream in hysterics about it on their voice mail.
dang, those bears sleep in late!
i believe in hailing to all the amazing vaginas of the world, and have friends who call me v or vv, so i am no stranger to the vagina reference or whathaveyou, but now i feel like there is another level of rediculousness i am a part of- no matter how indirectly.
and in spite of the convincing ad, i don't advocate deodorant sprays or disinfectant shampoo for your snatch.
ladies- a nice wet washcloth with some gentle scrubbing should do the trick.
and if yo junk reeks like skunk- call a doctor, please.
pussy shampoo:
now in bacon and cheddar flavor.
guess who?
p.s. just a note to all you lovers of the prized v: {95% of the world, that is,} please take the pussy in your life seriously.
get her checked out yearly by a m.d.,
and please, for the love of all good,
learn the proper terms for her and all her related parts,
as well as explore ways to make her feel her best.
this is 2011, "down there" is a fucking insulting term.
grow up.
own your parts proudly.
there is no time for shame, ladies.
that ship sailed a looooong time ago.
90% of you men know or love a pussy
and for those of you folks who have daughters, please teach them the proper terminology and care for their vaginas as well.
think about it, healthy little girls grow up to be healthy women.
after all, we all came from vagina.
i am glad i have one.
don't want a penis.
never did.
a link for you, just in case you were in the dark about the blessed beginnings of the civilized world: