In my extracurricular research using the Google to research hair* color I found some mega-disturbing photos online. I know I live under a rock and all, not paying attention to fashion [other than sweatpant no-nos... Read ALL about it HERE!] or celeb mayhem. And I admit I get my second-hand pop culture references from SNL, but I am okay with that scenario.
So just now, I was checking this beauty out:
Love that red hair. But which red am I drawn to???
Which lead me to another famous redheaded singer, Tori Amos.
This is how I pictured her in my head from the olden days of like 6 years ago...
EEEKKKK! What's happened here?
So, I got on this unicycle of brain waving about the other women who I no longer recognize as easily due to the cutting of a bitch in the face. Used to be cutting the face was a threat from your pimp, but now, every famous [or so it seems] woman over 12 wants to lop off part of her head and inject an oozing bag of poison inside it.
This woman used to be a famous starlet:
Remember her in "When Harry Met Sally"
Meg Ryan seems like a different person from this scary woman:
Sally does not live here any more.
I am sad about this stuff. It's yucky and seems like self-torture.
Am I the only person who gets bummed out when I see this shit?
Another starlet whose photo shocked me earlier is this vamp:
I think Rose's the cat's meow here, but I guess she did not agree.
So she did what every other Hollyweird lady does:
She cut a Bitch!
I had to put 2 pics, because I don't get it AT ALL.
Entire new face.
I liked the old face better. New face looks older. Poop.
And speaking of older, I KNOW you saw this new reveal:
Just last week on the Today show.
More like the Tomorrow show.
I swear... I thought it was her mother!
Late 2010. I am not kidding. Lohan.
She looks real here, right.
This Love is also recognizable:
I Love the messy Love best.
Got clean from smack, got new tits, got a new nose, got extensions, got a tan...
Lost so much more than that.
Now.
Ow.
I did not post this to be nasty. I just do not get it.
How is it acceptable for this type of willing facial alteration to go on before our viewing eyes? I am so grossed out by the procedures that these type of changes entail.
I can watch open-heart surgery on tv, and I have, but the one time I saw a face lift, I ran to puke. Barf.
Now, I am not perfect, far from it, but I think the imperfections add charm.
Maybe I just do not understand the so-called public eye chasm, but what the hell, not all women in show biz buy into this crap.
I am also not buying into the argument that "it makes them feel good about themselves" because one has to be a smidgeon of narcissist to be in the public eye. You have to have some semblance of feeling like the shit, no? Why not be the shit?
When I hear interviews with these women who get like 30 MILLION $$$ a movie try and tell these sad fake stories about how they were the ugly duckling as a kid, I find it hard to believe.
What's next, they are going to try and sell me some magic beans? Please.
This post happened because I wanted to look at red hair.
Screw it, I am going to stay brown-haired with my occasional illustrious silvers running through it. I earned every damned one! {And I still look younger than most of those cut bitches, regardless! Youth is a state of mind, and with my im-maturity level, I shall remain young for a long long time!}
* I have had un-dyed hair for over 2 years now. I feel naked. I have been dying my hair since I was 11. Don't ask how old I am, it is now considered rude. Do the math, smarty-pants.
And if you call me Ma'am, I Will Cut ya, Bitch!