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i was calmly and curiously researching the bon iver concert schedule for this summer on npr website, and i hear a little chime informing me of a text i just received.
i heart justin vernon.
you may want to give this a listen to put you in a relaxed mood to prep you for the following shitstorm:
let me transcribe the texting exchange pour vous:
the boy-
"was reading in the paper today that some idiot lady got arrested for injecting botox into her 8 year old daughter for a pageant... fucking crazy!!!"
for the love of godzilla, what the fuck are people thinking here???
OR
i'm not sure who i want to punch first- the mom or the kid
FROM THAT SHIT-HEAP TO THIS ONE:
yeah, that's fair
moi-
"and last night's 6pm news showed some quack giving it to girls for prom night.
what the fucking fuck?!? makes me mad like the hulk."
bruce and i suffer from the same anger management issues
the boy-
"it's nuts."
yes, indeed it is nuts, to say the least.
"beauty" pageants are such an archaic/insulting idea on so many levels.
why do they exist?
there have to be other ways to get a car or a scholarship. like getting a job, and having brains.
but what do i know?
and when was the idea of botox EVER a good idea?
hmmmm... botulism? okay, give me a triple of that crippl'in stuff!
now- for the kids!
THE HORROR... THE HORROR