I was planning tonight to
do an Aquarius themed illustration, so I was online looking up
related info.
Why did
I come across this?
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| Live at the Aquarius Theatre |
No, it is not Will
Ferrell, a'la SNL skit about the Blue Oyster Cult, it is fucking Jim "leather pants and velvet blouse" Morrison!
And he was a Sagittarius by the way...
And he was a Sagittarius by the way...
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Honestly, I love Will
Ferrell waay more than that ODB (Original Douche Bag) Jim Morrison- forever!
Which leads me to a lame story about this Summer.
I was hanging out with a “friend” at his house. He made me dinner and put on some mood music afterwards. Guess what he played?
Which leads me to a lame story about this Summer.
I was hanging out with a “friend” at his house. He made me dinner and put on some mood music afterwards. Guess what he played?
Yup, you guessed it.
The Lizard King.
The Lizard King.
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| Put your balls in his hand |
He actually fucking said this to me: "Jim was a real poet, man..."
What are we, in eight grade?
FUCK OFF.
Rumi was a real poet, Plath was a real poet.
Jezus titty-fucking Crisp, what is this world coming to?!?!?
What are we, in eight grade?
FUCK OFF.
Rumi was a real poet, Plath was a real poet.
Jezus titty-fucking Crisp, what is this world coming to?!?!?
It seems that although
many dudes assume that the ladies ooze in their pants when ODB JM is
crooning on the stereo with his crotch into the mic, therefor he
imbues them with his luck of poon-snatching.
Really?
Can you say cliché'?
Really?
Can you say cliché'?
Now, I already was
inspired that night with full Moon vibes, and went over with lust on
my mind, but Jim fucking Morrison?
Come on!
Gross.
Come on!
Gross.
And speaking of ODB, the
original O.D.B.:
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| WuTang Clan ain't nothin' to fuck wit! |
OBVIOUSLY there has to be a link between ODB JM & O.D.B.
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| Perhaps there is a connection I overlooked! |
Speaking of deceased rappers/hip-hoppers, how can I overlook another acronym the Notorious B.I.G.?
Answer: I cannot!
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| "Excellence is my prescence. Never tense, never hesitant." |
Which leads me to think about Tupac...
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| "Fear is stronger than Love" |
Tupac is totally one of my imaginary boyfriends. Imaginary and phantasmagorical. The world did not understand this sensitive soul who got caught up in some wicked shit that messed him up and ended up twisting into a chaos cyclone. He went to high-school for arty kids for Godzilla's sake!
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| More Ferrell |
And while I'm driving the
Soultrain to the Underworld...
Let's pour out a shot and visit a classic by
Heavy D & the Boys from 1991:
All these these above guys were serious panty-droppers, but more honest and fun that dirty hippy JM.
And I like some dirty hippies.
For reals.
Like these cats:
And I like some dirty hippies.
For reals.
Like these cats:
ENJOY the rest of Aquarius folks, Pisces Sun visits soon!
Hahaha! Only you violet, could connect the dots in the way that you do.
ReplyDeleteAnd I used to lurve Morrison when I was a teen. But even through my infatuation, even I could tell that his 'poems' were complete and utter shite. :)