And I Love You, Readers...
Weellll, many of you.
ALL OF YOU!
Okay, I was Googling again.
Capri Pants this time.
Worst Capris to be exact, among others.
Let's go shall we?
Pacer Running Skapris... really?
Looks like it's an ad from the other side of the pond, if the price has anything to do with it.
I do not claim to know this shit UK fashion.
Y'all Brits need to 'splian this look to me.
Should we panic?
These pants fail on so many levels.
(But since they sort-of remind me of Old Time-y swimwear, but in poly-morphic tones with futura fabric, they do not receive a C- or D+. What can I say, I like weird shit. But not like I would wear these... or would I? No. I love how Pants to U's are panties to US. I shall note this, yet not adjust.)
Gayness and Lycra-
Meet your match!
Not low enough.
On second thought...
This turquoise beauties were featured as Capris in the "Worst" category.
Prove to me it is truly capri, I shall be the judge.
I shall also refer to them as Vapris.
(The file name when I clicked it was
"ruby look thinner dont wear that dear"
The file name gets an A.)
Upon seeing those guns above, I immediately thought of Starla here:
Shim scares moi.
And when I think about Starla, I think Body-building...
and when I scrolled down( Capris Napoleon Dynamite,) these were featured:
Get In My Van
Want Some Candy?
Wannabe Homosexual Clown. Lazy.
Doris Day Rocks the Capris, the Torpedo Tits AND Gold Llame Flats!
Why was this on the Capri List?
And speaking of punches...
Right in the hipster 'stache!
Back to Napoleon:
Not me, Rex, not me
"Do you think anybody thinks I'm a failure because I go home to Starla at night? Forget about it?"
Back to the show:
Check this shit out as I promise you will not be let down. The action fun-flex-photo is ah-maze-ing. Reallly.
(click on hot pink link above for the real deal)
Yes, this gem was actually on one of the researched Capri Pant visualatti list.
I am contemplating printing it out as an iron-on.
LOOOVEE Dave Chapelle!
Yes, all these pics on this blob were found on my simple 3 page search for f'n Capri Pants.
I do Love me some Pedro.
And his Cholo cousins with their convertible red glitter low-rider...
Someone get me some ice-water.
(Grade is for Pedro here. No pants, nonetheless Capris. The Cholos get an A-.)
Happy Frieken New Yarr.
Merry Leap Year.
Oh- also of the Gratuitousity theme:
My Latest Blob.
(another pink link folks)
P.P.S. Check this crap out as well: