gra-tu-i-tous |grəˈt(y)oōitəs|
{ORIGIN mid 17th cent.: from Latin gratuitus ‘given freely,spontaneous’}
1. uncalled for; lacking good reason; unwarranted : gratuitous violence.2. given or done free of charge : gratuitous advice.
vi-o-let |ˈvī(ə)lət|{ORIGIN Middle English : from Old French violette} adjective:
1. a bluish-purple color seen at the end of the spectrum opposite red.
2. a herbaceous plant of temperate regions, typically having purple, blue,or white five-petaled flowers, one of which forms a landing pad for pollinating insects. Genus Viola, family Violaceae.
3. ME.

Wednesday, August 17, 2011

Cheeze-It Apology

Hey there my long lost Cheeze-Its!

It's your favorite long-lost Violet here, and I am typing this as I travel on a bus to Boston.
The guy across the aisle is looking at porn* on his laptop, and I immediately thought of YOU, my dears!

Teddy Bear Hamster not included.*

I wanted to sincerely apologize for not being gratuitous as of late. Especially by NOT reading and adoring YOUR blobs! I feel neglectful! But hey, what the hell, I am not crying about it, and I know you're not either. I bet there's a ton of love going on here... You ARE loving each other right? 
{With only minor snarkiness, which is to be expected, right?}

How Doth I love Thee, oh dedicated blobbers?!?!? 
This much:

'Nuf said.

It's Sun in Leo time.
For me that means a heightened state of energy both within me and all around me.
BuzzBuzz, Bitches!

The double-dong Denzel of the snack world.

I will share of whence I am in absentia, with you all,  in a week or so... where the Vi you know and LOVE is at. 

This nugget is named Frodo. I shit you not.

But stay tuned in the next day or so for a primo example of what Leo-isms I spoke of...
There's a juicy one a-brewin in me brain!

I heard YOU like it caliente, too!

P.S. My B-day is closely creeping up too, so there.


  1. We're supposed to be loving each other? Crap, I missed the memo.
    Better go take a shower.....

  2. Al,
    Why do you think I posted TWO hamsters?
    Share the love.

  3. Now I'm in need of some snack food.

  4. Yah ... cheezy and ratty Blob! Miss you though Vi!

  5. mmm, cheese. mmm hamsters. mmmmmm cheese AND hamsters.

  6. I love it :)
    One of the best posts I've ever seen.
    Great blog.

    -The Anonymous Teenage Blogger

  7. I am on the edge of my seat in anticipation of your creeping birthday.

  8. How did I miss this?! Funny, as usual. Are you going to have cheesecake for your birthday? Cause that would be keeping with the theme, right? Right?

  9. Oh my you have been followed by Sylar.

    Watch he doesn't suck out your blobbing skills from your brain.

  10. My birthday too...booo!


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