today i gift to you, oh dear readers, a juicy new segment i will call
the thank you blob-roll.
it will comprise of stupid shit i see and gasp at when i hit the "next blob" button.
this, according to my predictions, will be a regular occurrence. and since you all know how i feel about the overwhelming amount of idiots who blob on a regular basis, i should not want for inspiration.
yet due to the fact that i am aware that i have bitch tendencies, but am not an evil twat, i will keep the identities of said morons anonymous. as in- no links to their jerkoffism.
sorry charlies.
i know you want to stalk them and send them inappropriate messages.
that's what i love about you.
aaheeemmmm, here goes:
some dickwad is actually & seriously calling himself:
daddy's little hand of god, and heaven's dew.
what does this sound like to you?
i imagine daddy's little hand of god something like this:
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| "ohhh moses" |
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| "ohhhh god" |
and heaven's dew:
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| i know for a fact that horses have hearty dew. for a fact. |
some people are all "i love jesus" and then post pics of themselves with their toddler daughters on their lap looking like a fucking nasty pedophile, [probably is] calling themselves daddy's little hand of god, and the daughter heaven's dew.
i swear, if i had a large polo mallet, and his fucking address...
and on that note- here's a little something special i want you all to have:
i got a 444