gra-tu-i-tous |grəˈt(y)oōitəs|
{ORIGIN mid 17th cent.: from Latin gratuitus ‘given freely,spontaneous’}
adjective:
1. uncalled for; lacking good reason; unwarranted : gratuitous violence.2. given or done free of charge : gratuitous advice.
vi-o-let |ˈvī(ə)lət|{ORIGIN Middle English : from Old French violette} adjective:
1. a bluish-purple color seen at the end of the spectrum opposite red.
noun:
2. a herbaceous plant of temperate regions, typically having purple, blue,or white five-petaled flowers, one of which forms a landing pad for pollinating insects. • Genus Viola, family Violaceae.
3. ME.
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Friday, February 15, 2013

Gratuitous Valentine at Work

This afternoon at work, we got started in on a conversation about being gay-for-pay, a subject
I enjoy teasing him about. (A subject I tease most "straight dudes" about!) 
So- of course, I had to make a very special Valentine's Day card for my coworker, who is ridiculous and cracks me up easily. 

Sorry for the flip-a-roo!
IT READS:

"Happy Happy Adults Only Valentine's Day!"

Nice eyes... they are the windows to the dong!

The other side was not left unattended:


"Adults 18+ Only!"

Signed,
Fletcher

{my cat}

Tomorrow I will leave this in his lunch-box before I walk home. Yes, I said lunch-box*. 
So stupid. 
Hope you had a fun V-Day & didn't catch the clap!!!

Xoxoxoxo,
Vi

* No, I don't work with a kindergartener- he is legal in all 50 states. Even Utah, where I DON'T live, thank Godzilla!