Gratuitous Valentine at Work

This afternoon at work, we got started in on a conversation about being gay-for-pay, a subject
I enjoy teasing him about. (A subject I tease most "straight dudes" about!) 

So- of course, I had to make a very special Valentine's Day card for my coworker, who is ridiculous and cracks me up easily. 

Sorry for the flip-a-roo!

IT READS:

"Happy Happy Adults Only Valentine's Day!"

Nice eyes... they are the windows to the dong!

The other side was not left unattended:

"Adults 18+ Only!"

Signed,

Fletcher

{my cat}

Tomorrow I will leave this in his lunch-box before I walk home. Yes, I said lunch-box*. 

So stupid. 

Hope you had a fun V-Day & didn't catch the clap!!!

Xoxoxoxo,

Vi

* No, I don't work with a kindergartener- he is legal in all 50 states. Even Utah, where I DON'T live, thank Godzilla!

Sangria and Scissors = Sleeping Over

it started out innocent enough. 

i guess.

s. called and asked what i was up to this tuesday. 

"coming over to craft." was my honest reply.

i packed up way too many supplies, a big 'ol bottle of pinot, and headed over to s. & e.'s place.

letraset, barbie valentines, origami paper 

& cool stars- taken from a gift box i rescued

when i arrived, i spread out my stuff, and we cracked open the "juice."

googley eyes; check. friends; check. magenta/zebra print duct tape; 

check. fancy napkins; check. celery; check. pinot; check. gel medium; check. 

and a wee spot of sangria; definitely check.

 don't drink sangria on an empty stomach, kids.

e. presented us with a tasty snacky spread

s. asked if i knew how to make a pop-up card. 

"of course." 

what can i say, i know random shit. 

(i am also the trivial psychic- but that's another story for later.)

below is the 3-minute product of my head and creativity:

pop-up! 

we had a few laughs, had some sangria, had some more laughs

and... 

stronger than it looked. waay stronger!

i made this mess:

the "blonde" has googley eyes, naturally.

the postcard is actually done- though was not photographed- 

it has more barbies collaged on it, and the words "sexy time" in red letraset on it. 

the other is a bookmark i made for someone i do not know. 

i cannot even tell you her name. 

let's call her SANGRIA, shall we?

p.s.  i had only 2 tiny glasses of reg wine, and 2 of sangria. the glasses were @ 6 oz. each.

 i stayed over... fell asleep face-down @ 11:30. WTF?!?!

i suspect ruffies were involved.