ODB and the Underworld

I was planning tonight to do an Aquarius themed illustration, so I was online looking up related info.

Why did I come across this?

Live at the Aquarius Theatre

No, it is not Will Ferrell, a'la SNL skit about the Blue Oyster Cult, it is fucking Jim "leather pants and velvet blouse" Morrison!
And he was a Sagittarius by the way...

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Honestly, I love Will Ferrell waay more than that ODB (Original Douche Bag) Jim Morrison- forever!
Which leads me to a lame story about this Summer.
I was hanging out with a “friend” at his house. He made me dinner and put on some mood music afterwards. Guess what he played?

Yup, you guessed it.
The Lizard King.

Put your balls in his hand

 He actually fucking said this to me: "Jim was a real poet, man..."

What are we, in eight grade?
FUCK OFF.

Rumi was a real poet, Plath was a real poet.
Jezus titty-fucking Crisp, what is this world coming to?!?!?

It seems that although many dudes assume that the ladies ooze in their pants when ODB JM is crooning on the stereo with his crotch into the mic, therefor he imbues them with his luck of poon-snatching.
Really? 
Can you say cliché'?

Now, I already was inspired that night with full Moon vibes, and went over with lust on my mind, but Jim fucking Morrison?
Come on!
Gross.

And speaking of ODB, the original O.D.B.:

WuTang Clan ain't nothin' to fuck wit!

OBVIOUSLY there has to be a link between ODB JM & O.D.B.

Perhaps there is a connection I overlooked!

Speaking of deceased rappers/hip-hoppers, how can I overlook another acronym the Notorious B.I.G.?

Answer: I cannot!

"Excellence is my prescence. Never tense, never hesitant."

Which leads me to think about Tupac...

"Fear is stronger than Love"

Tupac is totally one of my imaginary boyfriends. Imaginary and phantasmagorical. The world did not understand this sensitive soul who got caught up in some wicked shit that messed him up and ended up twisting into a chaos cyclone. He went to high-school for arty kids for Godzilla's sake!

More Ferrell

And while I'm driving the Soultrain to the Underworld...

Let's pour out a shot and visit a classic by Heavy D & the Boys from 1991:

All these these above guys were serious panty-droppers, but more honest and fun that dirty hippy JM.
And I like some dirty hippies.
For reals.
Like these cats:

ENJOY the rest of Aquarius folks, Pisces Sun visits soon!

i love elves

i was away in the tower again, but i stayed on my own volition.

i made mad snackage and sexage. 

we meat puppets have needs, no?

so, i'm not complaining this time...

they forgot a big one 

i did go in to the studio 2x, for the children, though. 

i told myself i wasn't going to blog about this, but since this is a gratuitous blob- 

here goes:

during my saturday workshop, one kid was so excited to be there, she peed all over the place. 

not really all over, but it was a huge splashy puddle. i got the attention of an attending adult, and had to practically hold her hand to get her to clean up the dang pisspond. 

fucking come on!

i'm not her mommy lady, so get to wiping! 

chop chop!!!

 no, fergie was not in my class

and there was the dwarf.

i never claimed to be p-frieking-c, so, having said that...

this little little girl was so fucking cute, and i had to not stare! 

jesus, that took a whole bunch of effort on my part; and i really wanted to hug her! 

she was also very into her art projects! 

tiny, cute, and really into art?

this is practically kidnapping material, people.

hi-ho, bitches!

when i told my love-bugger @ the adorable midgey dwarf in my class, he said: 

"i love elves."

i shit you not.

ahhhmaaazzzinggg.

maybe his mommy lied to him about santa and shit.

another honest, loving mother...

just to throw more random crap @ you all, here are some of my favorite elves:

cookies are even better because of this guy

nom nom nom

the elf's real deal name is tony cox. nice.

mean bitch... i'll shoot her eye out!

damn, he's sooo hot, even in that dumb wig.

this elf is @ 6"tall. lives in saguaro cacti

baby elf owlet

and next x-mas season, go elf yourself and let me know how it was for you!