so- when i open my web browser to my email carrier, these fucking news stories pop up, i'm sure you know what i mean.
and i usually don't click on to read, but some dickweed died planking and fell to his death the other day.
what the fuck is planking, i thought.
so i looked it up.
fucking idiots, all:
wet idiot
jesus titty-fucking-christ, i have so much to not say- i'm almost speechless.
almost.
bridge under troubled idiot
umm, isn't this like playing yoga-possum?
zoo idiot
or being really drunk?
future idiot
or rigor-mortis?
flammable idiot
or who thought this was a great idea, and
famous idiot
did they actually think anyone else would care enough to be impressed?
landscaped idiot
i want to push them all off tall buildings.
classic idiot
watch out below!
proud mary idiot
and meanwhile- people are dying all over the planet for fucked-up real shit, and angelina can't adopt them all.
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