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Got the Fever Yet?
Once upon a time...
Some
greedy fuck came up with a winner of a marketing scheme. He started
making expensive cards, cheap waxy “chocolates” and shoddily sewn
teddy bears and selling them to dumbasses who planned to use these
tacky ploys to get head.
Apparently,
they were head-less the other 364 days a year, because this
trend caught on and spread like herpes.
As did the spreading of actual herpes.
How about now?
Once upon another time …
There was a huge massacre in the name of LOVE.
There was a huge massacre in the name of LOVE.
Cock of Love
It
was called Reality TV, and it often stared balding, oversexed
ex-glam-rockers and whorish skanks who wanted to bed them. People
willingly invested time and energy in validating these so-called
entertaining programs by watching them incessantly and yammering on
and on to anyone with ears about the pseudo-human characters, all
because their own shallow lives sucked even worse.
Rather
than spice up their own pathetic existences, it was easier to live
vicariously.
At
least that way, the viewers did not need penicillin.
Like "Studs"
But waay better, duh!
It
is no coincidence that
Valentine's
Day and Venereal Disease
share
the same initials.
"NO!"
Once
upon a far far different time...
People
who openly loved other people were charmingly expressive and
genuinely kind and thoughtfully tender and compassionately warm,
regardless of the date on the calendar. These people may or may not
have had lovers at any given point, but no matter what, they would
never make anyone else feel bad for being in or not
being in a relationship. They gave hugs regularly and bought
others presents when their hearts desired them to. They considerately
sent cards to loved ones when they saw one which made them smile.
They
loved deeply and were neither afraid to show it or if everyone knew.
Once
upon today I feel like shit.
The
end.
P.S.
Can you guess who is freshly out of a relationship?
Yup.
Moi.
P.P.S. I am not a Jaded Cunt. I am just fucking sad, okay?!?
Accept these following links as a J.R.R.Tolkien of my LOVE!!!
Or feel free to just fuck the fuck off!