tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2666759968859897288.post2674409361799065528..comments2023-03-26T04:06:57.586-04:00Comments on Gratuitous Violet's Blob: You've Got Some Nerve... The Tootie Edition Violethttp://www.blogger.com/profile/00697833087953922332noreply@blogger.comBlogger22125tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2666759968859897288.post-74040943096481518682012-09-23T12:08:48.467-04:002012-09-23T12:08:48.467-04:00welcome to my twisted world! and thanks yo!welcome to my twisted world! and thanks yo!Violethttps://www.blogger.com/profile/00697833087953922332noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2666759968859897288.post-43977804341523811222012-09-23T03:30:29.994-04:002012-09-23T03:30:29.994-04:00OK, so I'm going to start following you. If th...OK, so I'm going to start following you. If this is a representative sample of you writing, you're a keeper.Bill the Butcherhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/08436195659154078021noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2666759968859897288.post-46065364040726949232012-09-01T01:02:34.113-04:002012-09-01T01:02:34.113-04:00I thought that was Santa Claus.
He sees you when y...I thought that was Santa Claus.<br />He sees you when you're sleeping...he knows when you're awake.<br />Methinks a restraining order is in...uh...order.Al Penwasserhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/14052950809151897315noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2666759968859897288.post-5240357206557922442012-08-31T19:36:05.372-04:002012-08-31T19:36:05.372-04:00I too share in the gangbusters moment.. . although...I too share in the gangbusters moment.. . although it took longer for her to let it sink in. I had to protest for years!!! And I am not an atheist per se, but organized religion is a farce to me... what works for others is up to them...Violethttps://www.blogger.com/profile/00697833087953922332noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2666759968859897288.post-90426258360647041502012-08-31T19:34:16.389-04:002012-08-31T19:34:16.389-04:00I suggest you "crop dust" at the next ch...I suggest you "crop dust" at the next christening... that'd show 'em!Violethttps://www.blogger.com/profile/00697833087953922332noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2666759968859897288.post-2984341902173407182012-08-31T19:33:17.690-04:002012-08-31T19:33:17.690-04:00Jesus can see you better that way!Jesus can see you better that way!Violethttps://www.blogger.com/profile/00697833087953922332noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2666759968859897288.post-68473221479102133022012-08-31T19:32:56.155-04:002012-08-31T19:32:56.155-04:00I think his name is Erik. Of course he went by his...I think his name is Erik. Of course he went by his first name. No clue where he is now. He had 2 teaching gigs, I bet he's still around making his students fart! Violethttps://www.blogger.com/profile/00697833087953922332noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2666759968859897288.post-26510852692173781692012-08-31T13:12:46.046-04:002012-08-31T13:12:46.046-04:00When we were eight years old and had to go to conf...When we were eight years old and had to go to confession, we always tried to think of something jazzier than "I was disrespectful to my mom or I stole a couple of bazookas from Max's store (which was okay, the nuns told us, because Max was Jewish)".<br />It was all fun and games until Richie Monoski said he committed adultery.<br />I thought Father Pekar would have a stroke.<br />And I think Sister Mary Ignatius did.Al Penwasserhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/14052950809151897315noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2666759968859897288.post-17207424973456037702012-08-31T13:10:02.685-04:002012-08-31T13:10:02.685-04:00I read this again and it still cracks me up. Jesu...I read this again and it still cracks me up. Jesus with glasses!!!!!! Al Penwasserhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/14052950809151897315noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2666759968859897288.post-39188703586842631902012-08-25T12:40:57.171-04:002012-08-25T12:40:57.171-04:00Gawd, that explains our kindred minds, being Catho...Gawd, that explains our kindred minds, being Catholic-bred and educated myself! Don't you just love how warped we have all become? Where's Mr. Sexy Pants now? Just asking ....Psycho Babbling Basherhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/17232755958213827818noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2666759968859897288.post-48674744832866982752012-08-21T18:42:29.830-04:002012-08-21T18:42:29.830-04:00I am so grateful I didn't have to go to Cathol...I am so grateful I didn't have to go to Catholic school like my cousin did. I love the pic of the future fuckwad. Pretty sure I went to school with him.jamiessmileshttps://www.blogger.com/profile/14150972137054126110noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2666759968859897288.post-12706504670080698352012-08-21T16:54:00.634-04:002012-08-21T16:54:00.634-04:00hahahaha i love the eight year old confession.
es...hahahaha i love the eight year old confession.<br /><br />especially because it teaches children to feel bad about little shit, and then when someone really fucks up and knicks a car in the parking lot, that old Catholic guilt comes out and it's 4,000 holy marys and a bottle of SCOTCH!ihateeverythinghttps://www.blogger.com/profile/12862494363914451289noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2666759968859897288.post-47303358481798192432012-08-21T10:06:50.064-04:002012-08-21T10:06:50.064-04:00I really love this post. It brings up so many mem...I really love this post. It brings up so many memories. This is my third comment on one post. Sad to say, it's not a record for me.<br />I'm like a bad penny.<br />I keep coming back and back. Al Penwasserhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/14052950809151897315noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2666759968859897288.post-35009944924215622332012-08-21T10:05:41.810-04:002012-08-21T10:05:41.810-04:00We used to go down that way many times. Books f...We used to go down that way many times. Books from the library (childrens section only), walking through the creepy cemetery behind it, or we'd walk the tracks to the Dock.Al Penwasserhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/14052950809151897315noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2666759968859897288.post-65212387565470413482012-08-21T01:45:21.639-04:002012-08-21T01:45:21.639-04:00I grew up in a house 2 blocks from the library/tra...I grew up in a house 2 blocks from the library/train station... one that no longer exists.<br />Violethttps://www.blogger.com/profile/00697833087953922332noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2666759968859897288.post-80923872434959463502012-08-20T21:22:44.384-04:002012-08-20T21:22:44.384-04:00And remember...if you fart in church, you sit in y...And remember...if you fart in church, you sit in your own pew.<br />BA DUM BUMAl Penwasserhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/14052950809151897315noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2666759968859897288.post-29279582059431253442012-08-20T15:41:34.028-04:002012-08-20T15:41:34.028-04:00Oh, I thought Black Rock was Fairfield, but you...Oh, I thought Black Rock was Fairfield, but you're right. Been a long time....<br />As we were passing through Stratford, Mrs. Penwasser (aka "Mrs. Uppity From Virginia Beach") commented, "Stratford isn't all that much different than Bridgeport, is it? Ooh, those boats look pretty nice, though."<br />We were passing over the Housatonic River by The Dock.<br />Born and raised in Stratford...<br />A block from the Bridgeport City Line. Al Penwasserhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/14052950809151897315noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2666759968859897288.post-55269013013275246102012-08-20T14:13:32.462-04:002012-08-20T14:13:32.462-04:00I told my mom when I was 12 I was an atheist and w...I told my mom when I was 12 I was an atheist and would no longer be going to church. That shit went over like gangbusters. Nuns frighten me.sporkgasmhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/11882583143799131856noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2666759968859897288.post-811532283713483122012-08-20T11:59:43.568-04:002012-08-20T11:59:43.568-04:00Seriously, nuns are the instrument of Satan, thoug...Seriously, nuns are the instrument of Satan, though the line "What are you, in prison?" Made me roar with laughter. :DAnonymoushttps://www.blogger.com/profile/06418601369080683210noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2666759968859897288.post-2354718473662967832012-08-20T09:51:08.133-04:002012-08-20T09:51:08.133-04:00Al,
The little town is Stratford for me too... i9...Al, <br />The little town is Stratford for me too... i95 is the devil's highway and Guilford is where the GILFs come from. I am convinced that those flag trucks on Long Wharf are a front for drugs or...? As far as "good" areas of B-po, Black Rock, by St. Mary's is nice... I love Bridgeport for some reason.Violethttps://www.blogger.com/profile/00697833087953922332noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2666759968859897288.post-48059148046633580482012-08-20T08:16:57.195-04:002012-08-20T08:16:57.195-04:00THE PENGUINS!!!! Hahahahaha...I know you know thi...THE PENGUINS!!!! Hahahahaha...I know you know this, but we do share the same sense of humor. You may have told me, but what was the name of that town next to Bridgeport?<br />We went to Guilford this weekend (I HATE I-95! I HATE I-95! I HATE I-95!). Although the abysmally slow traffic on the Connecticut Turnpike gave me a chance to wonder who is it exactly from New Haven who says, "Hey, ya know, I really would like to buy one of those flags from that guy down by Long Wharf."<br />Of course, Mrs. Penwasser commented, "I'll bet that food is pretty good, though. And look! They have a porta-pottie!"<br />As we were driving (extremely fast) through the urban blight which is Bridgeport (which-I forgot about this-has a street called "Iranistan Avenue." Yeah, how about that?) due to the Merritt Parkway being slammed up, Mrs. Penwasser asked, "Are there any good areas of Bridgeport?" I really, really had to think about it. Then, I said, "Well, the North End. Kinda. In a way. Not really, though. Most people usually go to Monroe. Trumbull. Or Vermont."<br />Then, our daughter asked, "Isn't Connecticut rich?"<br />I guess the family of Mal Penwasser in Stratford didn't get that memo.Al Penwasserhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/14052950809151897315noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2666759968859897288.post-37171205320758704352012-08-20T06:26:34.736-04:002012-08-20T06:26:34.736-04:00I never passed gas at school, or in front of peopl...I never passed gas at school, or in front of people, but my stomach would make a lot of noise when I was nervous. Everyone thought it was a sign that I had to go to the bathroom. My teachers would ask me if I had to have a bowel movement in front of the entire class.Anonymousnoreply@blogger.com